Is it just me??

Y'all I don't know if it is just me,

or if people just aren't honest about the crazy crap that happens in their lives.

And if it is just me, what exactly have we done that this stuff keeps happening to us?

If you know me in real life, you know that I run late almost every morning. 

Here is a sample of my morning for you:

John was texting me upset that I hadn't let him know I had gotten to work safely in a timely manner.

I responded with the following email.

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To: John (Work)

From: Rebekah

Subject: My Morning.

Where to start...
I had to take the hay out of the truck, which took forever and got me covered in grass.
Then the clutch wouldn't work so I had to put in more fluid
I dropped the gasket through the engine and had to lay on the ground to pick it up from under the truck.
Somewhere between the hay and the wallering around on the ground I got into fire ants. But didn't realize this issue until I was driving down the road running quite late to work.

I get to work covered in grass, break fluid and fire ants. I had to strip down in the bathroom to find all the ants and deal with the grass. BUT I just pulled 2 ants out of my bra during lunch in front of everyone.

So, Sorry I didn't text.

From: John (Work)

You are excused LOL